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Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it
It seems like all the problems between Jason and my mom come from my mom not knowing how to properly communicate with people. It’s like she comes into a room, starts saying shit, and assumes you’ll know exactly what she’s talking about but she also assumes that she knows exactly what you’re thinking even though she’s not using things like, idk, context clues. I would love to have a closer relationship with her but she makes it difficult when half of the time she has me thinking “What the FUCK am I supposed to do with that?” in John Mulaney’s voice.
I haven’t really been online since Saturday so I’m kinda catching up with what’s been going on and omfg I’ve missed SO much racism that this is the first time I’ve been shocked by the ignorance of human beings since I was 19. I guess it’s different when you read about it every day lol.
I would eat the entire game before anybody wins.
NO. WHENEVER YOU CAPTURE ONE OF YOUR OPPONENT’S PIECES, YOU GET TO EAT IT.